So, get a dog. Or a hellhound, I guess. Although, here's hopin' I stay on your good side, 'cause- [ He whistles appreciatively and then takes another bite of food before going on. He remembers the last event with those demon dogs and it wasn't pleasant. ]

Do they shed? Or drool? If they shed, you gotta leave 'em in your room. Not gonna get hair on my clothes.

[ Nag nag nag. ]