It's tragically less kinky than that. We're pals. We're just drinking and playing games. Seducing women.

[ Okay maybe it's a little kinky, but Dean doesn't need to know that. ]

You're a demon because you took on the mark to kill Abaddon, not because you sold your soul. You might want to think that I swindled you, but it's not as if I knew it would happen. Cain warned you that the mark came with a price, but neither of us asked what that price was. You didn't care.