Except consentin' and demons never go hand in hand. [ demons don't just-- fuck around with humans unless it's to somehow hurt them. ]
So what happens when he's done, huh? You gonna be a good demon and just let him go, or is that when the actual nasty, black-eyed son of a bitch bullshit starts?
[ Crowley's thankful that this has no video, because Dean's a little too close to home with that accusation, even if Crowley is determined to make sure that Blake isn't quite finished with him. ]
What happens when you're finished with Feathers? Do you think he'll stab you in the back yet again?
[ eye roll. changing the subject won't work here!! ] Save the reverse-psychology shit for another time.
How 'bout you just fess up what the plan here is? Gonna get him to do your biddin' for you? Or did you rope him into with with some messed up deal of yours? You folk never do anything without someone losing their soul in the process.
[ Crowley scoffs and then it turns into a full laugh. The idea of trying to control Blake is pretty funny in the context of Dean warning Blake not to talk to Crowley before any of this began. ]
I know that you don't remember when you and Blake were Best Boyfriends Forever, but you go ahead and try to get him to do your bidding and see how that goes. When he's thoroughly done the opposite just to spite you, give me a call and I'll help you clean up the mess.
I don't want him doin' my biddin', damn it. I just don't wanna see another damn idiot get played by you twisted assholes 'cause you think everythin's a game.
[ some part of him almost wants to watch blake get what's coming to him if he keeps this thing up with crowley, yet the ~good conscience~ that sometimes rears its ugly head just won't let him. ]
[ There are so many things Crowley could say, from cruel jokes to earnest truths, but in the end, he knows that Dean's a stubborn bastard who always believes what he wants to, regardless of the facts at hand. Crowley's not going to hand his biggest weakness in Wonderland over to anyone, least of all Dean Winchester, just to prove a point.
Blake knows where he stands with Crowley. As far as Crowley's concerned, it's no one else's business, not Dean's or Lilith's or anyone else's. ]
You'll just have to wait and see what the game is, then, won't you? Insider trading says it's tiddlywinks.
[ eye rolllllll, can't you just hear it? but this isn't going anywhere. dean knows crowley won't fess up to whatever his real goal here is, and since confronting blake about it had lead to absolutely nothing as well, all he really can do is wait. ]
The moment you mess this up, I'm guttin' you like a fish. Don't think any truce is gonna save you from that.
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The only game I've been playing with Blake is Hide the Sausage. Can I help you?
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Uh-huh, so which way is it; you take a note from Ruby's book or was it the other way around?
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[ And if Dean's not careful, Crowley's going to think of more ways to make Dean regret this conversation. ]
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So what happens when he's done, huh? You gonna be a good demon and just let him go, or is that when the actual nasty, black-eyed son of a bitch bullshit starts?
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What happens when you're finished with Feathers? Do you think he'll stab you in the back yet again?
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How 'bout you just fess up what the plan here is? Gonna get him to do your biddin' for you? Or did you rope him into with with some messed up deal of yours? You folk never do anything without someone losing their soul in the process.
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I know that you don't remember when you and Blake were Best Boyfriends Forever, but you go ahead and try to get him to do your bidding and see how that goes. When he's thoroughly done the opposite just to spite you, give me a call and I'll help you clean up the mess.
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[ some part of him almost wants to watch blake get what's coming to him if he keeps this thing up with crowley, yet the ~good conscience~ that sometimes rears its ugly head just won't let him. ]
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Blake knows where he stands with Crowley. As far as Crowley's concerned, it's no one else's business, not Dean's or Lilith's or anyone else's. ]
You'll just have to wait and see what the game is, then, won't you? Insider trading says it's tiddlywinks.
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The moment you mess this up, I'm guttin' you like a fish. Don't think any truce is gonna save you from that.
[ conversation over!!!! ]